Can I help you?
Why, yes. Yes, you can.
I'm here to report a terrible crime.
And what terrible crime is that?
This one.
[ bell dings ] Aw, shit.
I told this all wrong. Quick history lesson.
This all started when the Joker and I broke up.
It was completely mutual.
And soon enough, I was back on my feet,
ready to embrace the fierce goddess within.
[ sobs ]
♪ It's oh so quiet ♪
Now that I've cut ties with Mr. J...
I'm about to learn that a lot of people want me dead.
♪ You're all alone ♪ And at the top of that list...
is this guy.
♪ And so peaceful until ♪ But it turns out...
[ grunting ] Mmm.
...I wasn't the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.
♪ You fall in love zing, boom ♪
He's after all of us.
♪ Sky up above ♪ The kid just robbed him. ♪ Zing, boom ♪
You betrayed him. You killed his BFF.
♪ Wow, bam! ♪
[ pants ] What?
You are so cool.
And you're dumb enough to be building a case against him.
So, unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths...
we're gonna have to work together.
Sure. Yes!
♪ ♪ ♪
Psychologically speaking,
vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.
Yeah.
Are we ready?
♪ You blow a fuse ♪
♪ Zing, boom ♪ ♪ The devil cuts loose ♪
♪ Zing, boom ♪
♪ So what's the use? ♪
♪ Wow, bam ♪
Whoo! Turn it up!
♪ The sky caves in ♪ ♪ The devil cuts loose ♪
♪ You blow blow blow blow your fuse ♪
♪ [ screams ] ♪
[ both chuckling ]
♪ When you fall in love ♪
♪ ♪
- Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub? - I named him Bruc e after that hunky Wayne guy.
[ hyena chuckles ]
♪ Shh ♪